Miss You SMS

Good Morning

i mean Good Evening

i mean Good Night hmmm..

i think..time is not important

i Just want 2 Say that i miss you

2011 ka Sab say Badtameez Bacha :)

2011 ka sab say badtameez bacha

Dokandar say: Uncle Rang gora karnay wali cream hay?

Dokandar:  han han hay

Bacha: Te mama apni kuri nu landa q nai..?  :) :)

Sath

"Everyday"

"Everytime"

"Everywhre"

"I m not be with you....!!!

But

"My thinking....!!!

"My care...!!!

"My msg's ....!!!

"My prayers , &

"My Lovely wishes  are

"Always

"With you.....!!!!!

Some Funny quotes.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

April Fools Day

A Day Will Come . . .

When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE
Yr NAME
Yr FAME
Yr PERSONALITY
Yr THOUGHTS
Yr VIEWS
But Keep In Mind
April Fool Comes Once A Year
Congratulations
Its yr Day ;->

paindu

1  paindu ki shadi py sb paindu hi aye hoy thy

 

Khana start hoa

To

1 paindu ne plate mai tissue paper dekh kr socha

shaid ye b koi khany ki cheez ha

 

Jb wo tissue paper utha kr mounh mai Dalny lga

 

To

 

us k sb dost onchi Avaz mai boly

 

oey na khawein

phikka Ee

pakistani

pakistani hony ki mushkelat

 

1:

ghr mai punjabi bolo

 

2:

school mai urdu bolo

 

3:
paper English mai do

 

Or

 

4:

Marny k bad hesab arbi mai do

 

fail to hona ha

Charsi Student

kal rat bohot dino kay bad

KETAB kholi...

to Ehsas howa

Hamraz....

k Ketaben Khol kar Jo Neend Aati hay

wo

Chars Pi kar nahi ati

:)

Aik Muhabbat hi Nahi

Aik Muhabbat hi nahi duniya mea dard ka sabab...

Darwazey Wich "Ungli" ajaeay tay oo vi bari takleef dendii ay....

Kasmay :(

Maine Molvi Sahab Say pucha .....

Maine MOLVI sahab se pucha mobile ki ZAKAT kya hai?

Bole kuch nahi bas kuch faqiro ko SMS kar do

To maine ada kar dia, aap mat karna faqir pe farz nahi hai.

I Kiss your Wife

Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

Can you swim? If no, dog is better than you

American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

Larki Pata li

Pathan:Aaj mai ne class ki sab se khoobsoorat larki phasai hai

Friend:Oye wo kese?

Pathan:Class lagi thi. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana k urra diya

Wo teacher ki naak pe laga

teacher ne ghusse mai poucha kis ne mara ??

Maine us larki ka naam bata diya phas gayi na bichari:))

MEMO FROM ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT

It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been turning in timesheets that specify large amounts of "Miscellaneous Unproductive Time" (Code 5309). However, we need to know exactly what you are doing during your unproductive time.

Attached below is a sheet specifying a tentative extended job code list based on our observations of employee activities.

The list will allow you to specify with a fair amount of precision what you are doing during your unproductive time. Please begin using this job-code list immediately and let us know about any difficulties you encounter.

Thank you,
Accounting

Attached: Extended Job-Code List

Code Description
5316 Useless Meeting
5317 Obstructing Communications at Meeting
5318 Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting
5319 Waiting for Break
5320 Waiting for Lunch


5321 Waiting for End of Day
5322 Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker
5323 Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker While Coworker is Not Present
5393 Covering for Incompetence of Coworker Friend
5400 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Not Interested in Learning
5401 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Stupid
5402 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Hates You
5481 Buying Snack
5482 Eating Snack
5500 Filling Out Timesheet
5501 Inventing Timesheet Entries
5502 Waiting for Something to Happen
5503 Scratching Yourself
5504 Sleeping
5510 Feeling Bored
5511 Feeling Horny
5600 Complaining About Lousy Job
5601 Complaining About Low Pay
5602 Complaining About Long Hours
5603 Complaining About Coworker (See Codes #5322 & #5323)
5604 Complaining About Boss
5605 Complaining About Personal Problems
5640 Miscellaneous Unproductive Complaining
5701 Not Actually Present At Job
5702 Suffering from Eight-Hour Flu
6102 Ordering Out
6103 Waiting for Food Delivery to Arrive
6104 Taking It Easy While Digesting Food
6200 Using Company Resources for Personal Profit
6201 Stealing Company Goods
6202 Making Excuses After Accidentally Destroying Company Goods
6203 Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls
6204 Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls to Sell Stolen Company Goods
6205 Hiding from Boss
6206 Gossip
6207 Planning a Social Event (e.g. vacation, wedding, etc.)
6210 Feeling Sorry For Yourself
6211 Updating Resume
6212 Faxing Resume to Another Employer/Headhunter
6213 Out of Office on Interview
6221 Pretending to Work While Boss Is Watching
6222 Pretending to Enjoy Your Job
6223 Pretending You Like Coworker
6224 Pretending You Like Important People When in Reality They are Jerks
6238 Miscellaneous Unproductive Fantasizing
6350 Playing Pranks on the New Guy/Girl
6601 Running your own Business on Company Time (See Code #6603)
6602 Complaining
6603 Writing a Book on Company Time
6611 Staring Into Space
6612 Staring At Computer Screen
6615 Transcendental Meditation
6969 Beating off in Broom Closet
7281 Extended Visit to the Bathroom (at least 10 minutes)
7400 Talking With Divorce Lawyer on Phone
7401 Talking With Plumber on Phone
7402 Talking With Dentist on Phone
7403 Talking With Doctor on Phone
7404 Talking With Masseuse on Phone
7405 Talking With House Painter on Phone
7406 Talking With Personal Therapist on Phone
7419 Talking With Miscellaneous Paid Professional on Phone
7425 Talking With Mistress/Boy-Toy on Phone
7931 Asking Coworker to Aid You in an Illicit Activity
8000 Recreational Drug Use
8001 Non-recreational Drug Use
8002 Liquid Lunch
8100 Reading e-mail
8102 Laughing while reading e-mail

Bagla ek tang par q sota hay?

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . . :)

Sir Ka Msg Aaya

Friend to pathan

Yar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ka Aaj Extra Class Hogi

Kya Karu... . . ..


Pathan:-'Message sending failed 'likh ke bhej de....!!!

:) :) :)

Chiken-Biryani me chiken

Pathan gusy se:
'Waiter'
Chiken-Biryani me chiken he nahi hai

Waiter

Sahab gulab jamun me konsa gulab hota hai


Pathan:

"Han yar sorry"

SMS 4rm SADAF :)

mama: bayta kia kar rhay ho

bayta: mama parh raha hun

mama: excelent...  kia prh rhy ho meri jan

bayta: apni jan k msg prh hun mama jan :)