Wednesday 16 March 2011

Some Funny quotes.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

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