boy and girl

boy: I wana tel you something.

girl: its not good to talk while eating :(

(after eating....)

girl: now tell me...

boy: there was a cockroch in your food.



Ab Ban lay Heroin :)

English Teacher

english teacher: papu batao ye konsa tense hay?

Mea Nach Raha Hun....

Tum Nach Rahy Ho...

Wo Nach Rhay Hen..

Ham Sub Nach Rahay Hen..



Papu kafi sochnay kay bad:



Miss ye Kanjar Continous Tense hay  :)

Miss You SMS

Good Morning

i mean Good Evening

i mean Good Night hmmm..

i think..time is not important

i Just want 2 Say that i miss you

Girls Mobile Numbers

Iqra : 03004272915
Sana : 03014435641
Aysha : 03074564513
Sadia : 03337465345
Afsha : 03136523751
...Monaza: 03216753829
Madiha : 03324430055
Mishal : 03025101326
Sara : 03225223952
Nadia : 03335562815
Maria : 03216236519
Uzma : 03464340085
Sadaf : 03004911873
Anisa : 03334827664
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<))          Yarr . . . In sub kaa khayal rakhnaa ..
_/''\_

May TABLEEGH per jaa raha hon . ;) :P :D

Can you swim? If no, dog is better than you

American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

Larki Pata li

Pathan:Aaj mai ne class ki sab se khoobsoorat larki phasai hai

Friend:Oye wo kese?

Pathan:Class lagi thi. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana k urra diya

Wo teacher ki naak pe laga

teacher ne ghusse mai poucha kis ne mara ??

Maine us larki ka naam bata diya phas gayi na bichari:))

Bagla ek tang par q sota hay?

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . . :)

Pathan vs Hindu

Hindu ja raha tha pathan sy takar ho gai .........

Hindu:    me shama (mafi) chahta hun .

pathan :    Shama ko ham bhe chahta hay lekin us ka bap nahe manta :)

Sir Ka Msg Aaya

Friend to pathan

Yar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ka Aaj Extra Class Hogi

Kya Karu... . . ..


Pathan:-'Message sending failed 'likh ke bhej de....!!!

:) :) :)

Chiken-Biryani me chiken

Pathan gusy se:
'Waiter'
Chiken-Biryani me chiken he nahi hai

Waiter

Sahab gulab jamun me konsa gulab hota hai


Pathan:

"Han yar sorry"

Girlfriend start her speech

In a school function

A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?

He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)