Pathan Rocked

Pathan asked 2 teacher

if black is a color & white is also color

then why

Black & White T.V is not a color T.V

teacher Shocked &

Pathan Rocked :)

joke 4rm fizi

Larki Pata li

Pathan:Aaj mai ne class ki sab se khoobsoorat larki phasai hai

Friend:Oye wo kese?

Pathan:Class lagi thi. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana k urra diya

Wo teacher ki naak pe laga

teacher ne ghusse mai poucha kis ne mara ??

Maine us larki ka naam bata diya phas gayi na bichari:))

Chiken-Biryani me chiken

Pathan gusy se:
'Waiter'
Chiken-Biryani me chiken he nahi hai

Waiter

Sahab gulab jamun me konsa gulab hota hai


Pathan:

"Han yar sorry"