Pathan Rocked

Pathan asked 2 teacher

if black is a color & white is also color

then why

Black & White T.V is not a color T.V

teacher Shocked &

Pathan Rocked :)

joke 4rm fizi

Billi Etna Tang karti hay??:(

1 Admi K Ghar Mai Billi Rehti Thi, Wo Billi Se Tang Aa Kr Usay Kahin Chor Aaya. Ghar Aya To Bili Usse Pehlay Pohnch Chuki Thi.
admi Bili Ko Dbara Khen Dor Chor k Aya, Billi Phr Usse Pehlay Ghar Pohanch Gai
Aadmi ko Bht Ghsa Aya Is Baar Wo Billi Ko Bohat Door Chorne Gya.. Wahan Se Usne Wife Ko Fne Kya Aur Kaha Billi Ghar ...Pohanch Gai Ya Nai?
Wife: Han Pohnch Gayi
Aadmi: Use Blo K Mjhe A kar Le Jye, Me Rsta Bhl Gaya Hun

from faryal :)

A genuis Sardar ji wrote to Bill Gates

Sir,

I have some questions to ask you......

1: The letters are keyboard are not in proper order, when will the corrected version be released?

2: There is " start" button but no "stop" button?

3: We have used MS-Word when will" Mr.word" be released ?

4: There is "any key " button on the keyboard while computer frequently asks for that to press?

And finally a personal question,

5: Why is your name "Gates" even thought you sell "windows"?

Msg from unknown number for fun podium

SMS 4rm SADAF :)

mama: bayta kia kar rhay ho

bayta: mama parh raha hun

mama: excelent...  kia prh rhy ho meri jan

bayta: apni jan k msg prh hun mama jan :)