Girl and Boy:

Boy : may I kiss u?

Girl : No

Boy again : May I kiss u?

Girl : No..

Boy desperately asks : PLEASEEEEE MAY I KISS U?

Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
Teacher thodi naa hoon jo permission maang raha hai

ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya??? :D :))

Kiss........

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

I Kiss your Wife

Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

Eak Rupeya

FaQeer:Ek rupay de do.

Lady: Sharam nhi aati itne smart,
khubsurat,
handsome,
nojawan ho k bheek mangte ho!

FaQer:Acha darling phir 1 "pappi" hi dy do