If I Had One Wish

If I had one wish I would give you a long and tender kiss and if I had two wishes then I would choose to do it over again.

Kiss........

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

I Kiss your Wife

Santa -I kiss my wife daily before i go to office,
Banta -I kiss ur wife after u go to office,
Santa-oye balle balle first to main hi aya!

Eak Rupeya

FaQeer:Ek rupay de do.

Lady: Sharam nhi aati itne smart,
khubsurat,
handsome,
nojawan ho k bheek mangte ho!

FaQer:Acha darling phir 1 "pappi" hi dy do