Hindi Movie Force (Johan Abraham, Genelia Dsouza)

Force Release Date/Releasing Date: 16 September 2011
Force Star Cast: John Abraham, Genelia Dsouza
Force Director: Nishikant Kamat
Force Producer: Vipul Shah

Force is upcoming mega movie of Fox Star Studios and Sunshine Pictures. John Abraham is coming in style in this action packed non-stop movie of director Nishikant Kamat. Force release date is set in 16 September 2011.
Star cast of Force includes John Abraham and Genelia Dsouza. Both are coming together first time and fans are waiting to see most exciting stars together. Story of Force is about John Abraham who is playing macho man like character in this movie and has to balance his love and his duty in this movie. One can expect that he is playing role like Salman Khan played in Dabaang but we have to wait till the release of this movie.

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cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

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