Linux is very funny

• For  Gnome (Ubuntu) – The terminal can be found at Applications menu -> Accessories -> Terminal.


• In Xfce (Xubuntu) – The terminal can be found at Applications menu -> System -> Terminal.


• In KDE (Kubuntu) – The terminal can be found at KMenu -> System -> Terminal Program (Konsole).


• In LXDE (Lubuntu) – The terminal can be found at Menu -> Accessories -> LXTerminal.

1. % nice man woman
   No manual entry for woman.


2. % “How would you rate Quayle’s incompetence?
   Unmatched “.


3. % Unmatched “.
   Unmatched “.


4. % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
   Missing ].


5. % ^How did the sex change operation go?^
   Modifier failed.


6. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
   Too many (’s.


7. % make love
   Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.


8. % sleep with me
   bad character


9. % got a light?
   No match.


10. % man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.


11. % !:say, what is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.


12. % %blow
    %blow: No such job.


13. % \(-
    (-: Command not found.


14. $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
    no sense in pretending!


15. $ drink matter
    matter: cannot create