Tuesday 26 April 2011

The Roommate Movie Reviews


Genre: Mystery & Suspense, Horror

Synopsis: A psychological thriller about a deranged college freshman (Leighton Meester) who becomes obsessed with her new roommate (Minka Kelly)

A small-town girl comes to the fictional University of Los Angeles to pursue her dreams of being a fashion designer and encounters a roommate who is clingy to the point of psychotic. Starring Minka Kelly as that starry-eyed newcomer and Leighton Meester as her 1,000-yard-stare nemesis, "The Roommate" is a waste all around of young, attractive actresses, Los Angeles locations and the time of anyone unlucky enough to sit through it.

The Roommate seems to be this: Avoid the goons outside the Greek system. When Kelly first arrives at ULA, she’s eager to party at frat houses with her fun-loving, hard-drinking new friend Aly Michalka, and she finds a super-bland suitor in Cam Gigandet, the drummer for a band that doesn’t play much beyond house parties. By contrast, Meester is a brooding artist type who’s immediately tagged as a weirdo for digging abstract, contemporary art. Though Kelly doesn’t notice the warning signs, Meester scares off Kelly’s friends with creepy, obsessive behavior, warding off anyone who tries to come between her and her new best friend. By the time Kelly picks up on Meester’s intensity, it may be too late for Cuddles.

For much of "The Roommate's" early going any deficiencies in Meester's character are signaled largely by the fact that she has meekly limp hair, in counterpoint to Kelly's luxuriantly bouncy locks. Meester is the brassy, belligerent Blair Waldorf on TV's "Gossip Girl" and there she often seems to be performing in a slightly different register than the other actors, as if she alone is in on the joke. (There was also her scene-stealing sass and vinegar turn in the recent "Country Strong.")


Roommate Movie Torren

Monday 25 April 2011

Sardar proposed a girl

Sardar proposed a Girl
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Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'
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Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar and romantic date

ON A ROMANTIC DATE

SARDAR'S GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,

DARLING ON OUR
ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?

HE SAID:

YA SURE...WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER :)

Sardar Ji "Parhnay wala Gadha" Funny-jokes

Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya likha tha 'PARHNE WALA GADHA' sardar ko ghussa charha Mita ke likh dia' LIKHNE WALA GADHA'

Teri Bhabhi Say | Sardar ji Funny Joke

ek sardar apni bhabhi ko buhat mar raha tha

logo ne pucha: kia hua sardar ji?

sardar ji bola: meri bhabhi achi aurat nahin he ji.

logo ne pucha: q kia hua?

sardar bola: yr dost mobile pe bat karte hein jis se bhi puchun,

"kis se bat kr rhe ho?"

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"TERI BHABHI SE"..........

Sardarji Bank Loan

A sardarji walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks andneeds to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

Sardarji replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"

 

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Sunday 24 April 2011

A smart statement (Sehar Noor Facebook)

A smart statement for changing your life..!

Never raise your voice...
Just improve the qualty of your argument..!

Then see the difference..!


 

 


Tnkx Seher

MSG form Sheraz (Iqra Uni ISB)

Don't take rest after a sucess


becous


if you Fail Next Time.


So many Lips are waiting to say.


"Your Previous Victory Was Just a Luck"


 


Tnkx Sheraz

Saturday 23 April 2011

Poetry From Mohammad Aamir (Facebook)

Baat din ki ni
Mjhy raat sy dar lgta h,
Ghr kacha h mera
Mjhy barsaat sy dar lgta h,
Un ny tohfey mein diye
Mjhy khoon k ansu,
Zindgi ab teri hr
Sohgaat sy dar lgta h,
Choro pyr ki baatein
Koi aur baat kero,
Ab to pyr ki
Hr baat sy dar lgta h,
Meri khatir wo kahin
Badnaam na ho jye,
Is liye us ki her
Mulaqat sy dar lgta h,
Apno mein rah kr kch
Ahsy zakhm khaye hain,
k humein to ab
Apni zaat sy b dar lgta h...

MSG From Urooj Saeed (Facebook)

All Sincere Girls Fall In Luv Wid
STUPID BOYS

& All Sincere Boys Fall In Luv Wid
Stupid Girlz.

I'm Neither Stupid Nor Sincere

Thats WHY I'm Single!

Poetry From Erum Siddique (Facebook)

Bun jaon agar tum sa tumhain kaisa lagay ga
Her pal rahon mein yadoon mein kaisa lagay ga?

Dartey ho jo tum narazgi say meri
ho jaon agar tum say khafa kaisa lagay ga?
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Tum pyar mein khud ko ho mitanay pay raazi
Ban jayai agar pyar saza kaisa lagay ga ?

Khud se bhi ziyadah ho yaqeen tum ko agar kisi per
Woh shakhs hi dey jayai dagha kaisa lagay ga?

Tum aur hi mehfil ka dia ban ker chalo phir
Tanhai milay tum ko sila kaisa lagay ga ?.........

SMS From Sehar Noor (Facebook)

There are 4 things you can never recover

The Stone:
after the throw..!

The Word:
after it's said..!

The occasion:
after it's missed..!

The time:
after it's gone..!

 

Tnkx Seher.

Needle (2010)


Director: John V. Soto

Writers:


Anthony Egan, John V. Soto

Stars:


Jane Badler, Michael Dorman and Travis Fimmel

SYNOPSIS:

A killer uses an 18th century machine with supernatural powers to terrorize students at Saint Mary’s


In John V. Soto's Needle, a killer uses an 18th century box with extraordinary and deathly powers to rein havoc on a group of friends at Saint Mary's College. The box is the size of a jewelry case and when a picture of someone is put into a secret slot, a wax figure of the person is created to where the killer can stick pins, break off limbs and just make life miserable for the person the figure represents.

Ben (Michael Dorman) and his brother Marcus (Travis Fimmel) figure out the sinister nature of the device and begin a search for the killer while attempting to warn their friends of their impending deadhood.



Needle is a get-in-line movie. It got in line with stereotypical characters, a half-descent story that fails to execute on the premise and a bunch of forgettable characters and situations leading up to their eventual demise. And the story of the sins of the father coming back to haunt the children was just…well

Needle 2010 Movie Torrent

Wednesday 20 April 2011

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I m so smart & sweet girl.

Don't Break Any One Heart . . .
WaNNa KnoW AbOuT Me???
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Hanna (2011) Review



Directed by: Joe Wright
Starring: Saoirse Ronan, Eric Bana, Olivia Williams, Cate Blanchett, Jason Flemyng, Jessica Barden
Writers: Seth Lochhead, David Farr, Joe Penhall, Joe Wright
Distributed by: Focus Features
Genres: Drama, Thriller, Action, Adventure
Official Website: Hannathemovie.com

Hanna has a mildly interesting story at its core, but it’s the techno blasting action sequences that drive its appeal.  It’s fast when it moves, but it drags when it gets dramatic.  It’s also astounding the level of violence you can squeeze into a PG-13 film these days.   It’s true; if you stay away from potty mouth humor and blatant sexual imagery, you can dodge an R rating even with this much blood and mutilation.

Hanna tells the story of a sixteen year old girl of the same name who has been raised by her father Erik to be an assassin.  Unknown to her, she is more than just a mal-adjusted young killer who’s spent the better part of her young life in the Arctic Circle with her father training -  she’s also the product of a government project led by a ruthless CIA operative named Marissa.   Seeking to make the perfect soldier, the program she leads deals with DNA splicing into embryos and implanting them.  The project is ultimately closed by the government and all products eliminated except for Hanna who manages to escape at age 2 under her father’s protection.  When Hanna decides to expose herself to the world, Marissa is flung back into damage control as she seeks to shut her down and close the project once and for all.


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Tuesday 19 April 2011

Msg From Taznain Mazhar (Facebook)

Girl) Am I pretty?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Do you want to be with me forever?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Would you cry if I walked away?
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She heard enough and wazs hurt, she walked away tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm

(Boy) You're not pretty, you're beautiful
(Boy) I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever
(Boy) And I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die!
(Boy whispers) Please stay with me
(Girl whispers) Of course



tnkx Taznain

Monday 18 April 2011

Easter Day



Easter is a religious holiday that commemorates the resurrection of Jesus Christ three days after his death by crucifixion some 2,000 years ago. For Christians, Easter is a day of religious services and the gathering of family.

In many churches Easter is preceded by a season of prayer, abstinence, and fasting called Lent. This is observed in memory of the 40 days' fast of Christ in the desert. In Eastern Orthodox churches Lent is 50 days. In Western Christendom Lent is observed for six weeks and four days.

he name Easter comes from Eostre (pronounced yo'ster), an ancient Anglo-Saxon goddess. In pagan times an annual spring festival was held in her honor. Some Easter customs have come from this and other pre-Christian spring festivals. Others come from the Passover feast of the Jews, observed in memory of their deliverance from Egypt.

The word paschal comes from a Latin word that means "belonging to Passover or to Easter." Formerly, Easter and the Passover were closely associated. The resurrection of Jesus took place during the Passover. Christians of the Eastern church initially celebrated both holidays together. But the Passover can fall on any day of the week, and Christians of the Western church preferred to celebrate Easter on Sunday, the day of the resurrection.

The Easter Bunny, a popular image of the holiday, originated with the hare, an ancient symbol for the moon. According to legend, the bunny was originally a large, handsome bird belonging to Eostre, the Goddess of Spring. (Eostre is also known as Ostara, a Goddess of fertility who is celebrated at the time of the Spring equinox.) She changed the bird into a rabbit, which explains why the Easter bunny builds a nest and fills it with colored eggs. The first edible Easter bunnies were made in Germany during the early 1800s. They were made of pastery and sugar.

Easter Candles are sometimes lit in churches on the eve of Easter Sunday. Some believe that these can be directly linked to the Pagan customs of lighting bonfires at this time of year to welcome the rebirth/resurrection of the sun God.



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The Way Back (2010)


The Way Back is a robustly made picture, heartfelt, well executed with an exhilarating sense of reach and narrative ambition. Where it falls down is a lack of personal intensity to match the spectacle. There is nothing that interesting to discover about Janusz, and nothing that interesting for him to discover about himself; even the secrets disclosed about the other escapers don't have much of an impact on the group dynamic. Well, this isn't an overwhelming problem. Weir has put together a good film – oddly, though, considering its scale, it feels like a rather small one.

this is an amazing movie. With his great cast, thrilling adventure, impressive settings and plot that teaches us a lot about human survival skills, director Peter Weir (Master and Commander (2003) and The Truman Show (1998)) is likely, with The Way Back (2010), to garner Oscar nominations.

The movie’s source of inspiration is the 1956 book The Long Walk: The True Story of a Trek to Freedom, by Slawomir Ravicz – the action is tough, introducing us to the gulag in 1940 Siberia, which is full of dying men. Seven of them decide to escape into the wilderness, preferring to die free, not as prisoners.

the men walk 10,000 kilometres through Siberian frozen forests, across Mongolian plains and the ruthless Gobi desert, to reach Tibet and then India.

Brilliantly interpreted by Jim Sturgess, Janusz is a Polish soldier caught by the Red Army, convicted as a spy and sent to the Siberian camp. Next to him is Mister (Ed Harris), an American arrested while working for the Moscow Metro; Valka (Colin Farrell), an Urki inside the Gulag; Tamasz (Alexandru Potocean), an artist who sells drawings of naked women; Kazik (Sebastian Urzendowsky) who is only 17 and suffers night blindness due to lack of proper food; Latvian priest Voss (Gustaf Skarsgard) and humorous Yugoslav Zoran (Dragos Bucur).

Along the way, they encounter a woman, Irena (Saoirse Ronan) who teaches them the need to know and care for each other – each has his own drama and heavy past, but learns about his comrades and, above all, how to act like a team in facing danger.

The movie is an odyssey of ‘becoming’ – humour, life and death, power and will – the will to eat wood in order to survive and to be a team in the frozen forests of Siberia.

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Sunday 17 April 2011

Aamina Haq

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Amina Haq, the daughter of Mustafa Khar (the legendary Feudal Lord) has ability to spell bound the audience when came with her dazzling looks. She was also selected as a Brand Ambassador of Levi Jeans. She has done a few international commercials as well, particularly in Canada. She has gain international fame in its true sense when she was interviewed by French Vogue.

Amna Haq, the popular star of Pakistan was born in Lahore, Pakistan on November 04, 1972. Aamina Haq is a true Pakistani fashion celebrity. Her attractive almond shaped eyes coupled inclusive of graceful looks have made her the sex symbol of Pakistan.

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Amna Haq, the daughter of Mustafa Khar (the legendary Feudal Lord) has ability to spell bound the audience when came with her dazzling looks. Amina Haq was engaged with Ammar Bilal, in the mid 2008. Both of them had a friendship from a quite long time.

 

 

 




Saturday 16 April 2011

Katrina Kaif's Biography and Pictures



Katrina Kaif's Biography

Nickname Kat

Height 5' 8½" (1.74 m)
Date of Birth

16 July 1984, Hong Kong

Mini Biography

Born on July 16, 1984 Katrina Kaif is one of eight siblings, all girls, from a mother who is a Caucasian of British Nationality, and a father who was formerly from Kashmir, India, but who has since acquired British citizenship.

Katrina grew up in Hawaii, but was brought up in London, UK. She started modeling accidentally when she was in Hawaii at the tender age of 14, when she was approached for a jewelery campaign. Thereafter she continued modeling in London.

Katrina Kaif is one of eight siblings, all girls, from a mother who is a Caucasian of British Nationality, and a father who was formerly from Kashmir, India, but who has since acquired British citizenship. Her mother is now re-settled in Chennai (formerly known as Madras), the Capital of the state of Tamil Nadu in India.

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Is half English and half Indian.

Indian supermodel

Has seven siblings: six sisters and one brother.

Was born in Hong Kong and then moved to Hawaii till she was about 14, then she moved to London. Presently, she lives in Mumbai.

Unlike other artistes from foreign lands, Katrina did not experience any difficulties in getting a visa nor of getting it extended in India.

She was discovered at age 14 as a model for a jewelry campaign.

Despite of her soft gorgeous looks, she is not easily intimidated, but admits that she is very emotional, almost an incurable romantic, wears comfortable non-revealing clothes when at home, hates to do her hair, and above all dislikes make-up. Admitting to being lonely in the beginning, but now has several nice friends who she can hang out with.

Thursday 14 April 2011

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Beauty and the Beast (1991)



Original - United States, 1991
Special Ed - United States, 2002
U.S. Release Date: 11/22/91; 1/1/02 (Sp. Ed.)
Running Length: 1:24; 1:30 (Sp. Ed.)
MPAA Classification: G
Theatrical Aspect Ratio: 1.66:1


Featuring the voices of: Paige O'Hara, Robby Benson, Jerry Orbach, David Ogden Stiers, Angela Lansbury, Richard White, Jesse Corti, Bradley Michael Pierce, Rex Everhart
Directors: Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise
Producer: Don Hahn
Screenplay: Linda Woolverton
Music: Alan Menken
Lyrics: Howard Ashman
U.S. Distributor: Walt Disney Pictures


Walt Disney's 1991 instant classic, Beauty and the Beast, is not only the finest animated movie ever made, but deserves a prominent position on any list of all-time greats. Although not the highest grossing Disney production, nor the best-remembered by most kids (those honors go to The Lion King), Beauty and the Beast nevertheless earned the most enthusiastic notices ever by the critics and was recognized with a Best Picture Oscar nomination (considering the weak competition, it deserved to win the award). The studio knew early in development that it had a winner. In an unprecedented move, Disney screened a 70% complete work print to a packed auditorium at the 1991 New York Film Festival months before the movie was finished. The astounding reception helped to build a sense of anticipation that was unrivaled since the days of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

Beauty and the Beast also has a keen sense of film history. In addition to the already- mentioned debt it owes to Cocteau's classic, the movie pays homage to at least three legendary motion pictures. The opening shots of the Beast's gothic castle recall Citizen Kane. A scene of Belle racing across a grassy hill overlooking her village while singing the reprise of "Belle" echoes a similar moment with Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music. And the march of Gaston's enflamed mob towards the Beast's castle is reminiscent of Frankenstein's finale.

 

Wednesday 13 April 2011

Shaadi se pehle shadi ke baad

Shaadi ke pehle ladki:

Darling tum nahi toh main nahi…

Aur main nahi toh tum nahi!

Shaadi ke baad ladki:

Aaj ya toh tu nahi ya main nahi!!

How Ayesha got married

This is how Ayesha got married to Shoaib on phone.

Ayesha - "Hello Shoaib Afghanistan ka capital kya hai

Shoaib - "Kabul" hai

Ayesha - Sunai nahi de raha hai!

Shoaib - "Kabul" hai

Ayesha - Arre baba phir se bolo.

Shoaib - "Kabul" hai "Kabul" hai "Kabul" hai

The marriage ceremony was completed..

Tuesday 12 April 2011

In a bothroom

In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

A guy goes down for breakfast

A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, "Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is?" Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her that Linda was 'Lucky Linda' and was actually a name of a horse that he bet on that day and won £40. She seemed quite happy with the explanation and he went off to work. When he got home that night, his wife had the hump with him again. asing her what the matter was now, she replied "Your horse phoned."

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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S – SMILE
E – ENERGY
X – XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.

Sardar on phone



Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…

The Mechanic Movie review



The Mechanic
A; Action
Dir: Simon West
Cast: Jason Statham, Ben Foster, Donald Sutherland


Foster acts as the perfect counterfoil to Statham's cold, calculated killer. Where Statham's Bishop lives by a code, Foster's Steve has no such hangups. The action scenes are numbingly effective, right from the big bangs to the hand-to-hand combats. If hardcore action is your kind of thing, you'll like it. This one's a sleepwalk for Jason and you see that, but it's Foster who compels him to bring his A-Game. Thankfully, there's no cheery repartee that gets this to degenerate into a buddy flick. Thankfully. There's clever dialogue and Also at 90-odd minutes, its quick, precise and done with.

The Mechanic is a no holds barred action film with a barebones plot and dialogue written for the sole purpose of setting up the next over-the-top action sequence. All that's necessary to know about The Mechanic is that Arthur Bishop (Statham) kills people for a living, earning big time paydays for each target he knocks off. He's efficient at his job, creative with his kills, and for the most part it appears the people he's hired to murder are scumbugs.

After being given a job to take out his mentor, Harry (who was apparently swindling money from the company and set up a team of Arthur's cohorts to be slaughtered), Arthur winds up taking Harry's rebel without a cause son, Steve (Foster), under his wing to teach him the ropes. Steve's got a mean streak a mile long and is driven by the need for revenge, but also simply by the thrill of the kill. As Arthur shows him how to kill for a living, Steve proves to be a quick learner - although he prefers messy methods when stealth and a quick kill would be safer.

 

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Saturday 9 April 2011

The Eagle (2011) Movie Review



Twenty years after the fabled Ninth Legion marched north to destruction, the son of the legion’s commander is posted to Britain in his turn. Marcus Flavius Aquila (Channing Tatum) has long dreamed of restoring his family’s honor through military service. When he is unwillingly mustered out because of a debilitating leg wound, he fixes instead on a seemingly impossible task: go north, far beyond Hadrian’s Wall to the land of the bloodthirsty Picts, to recover the eagle that was the standard of the lost legion. His only companion will be his new slave, a Briton named Esca (Jamie Bell) who owes Marcus his life
“The Eagle” is a story about Roman conquest, and as you can imagine, there are some prominent battle sequences. Overall these scenes look like leftovers from the opening battle from “Gladiator”, except with all of the violence missing. You see swords swinging, but the film cuts away before the blades actually slice through anything, and then you’re on to the next Centurion about to hack into someone, and the same thing happens. There are no causal connections at all. It’s as if, in every moment, a handful of frames have been lost. You could watch these fights and say that with all of these armed attacks, you never see anyone get injured. Not only are there no consequences, but this approach also gives the film a jagged, uneven feel, that makes it jarring to watch. Action is the only thing that could have saved “The Eagle”, but for a movie marketed on the epic action movie platform (you can see direct lifts from “Gladiator”, “Braveheart”, and “Lord of the Rings”, among others), there is woefully little of it. The weakest parts of the film are the acting and the story, and those take up the vast majority of the nearly two-hour run time.


The film is well directed by Kevin Macdonald (The Last King of Scotland, State of Play) and well written. Consider the short opening sequence that serves as preamble to the main story. It efficiently and adroitly establishes the setting, introduces Marcus (personality, professionalism, family background), and deftly works in details that bring place, character, and culture to life. The sequence culminates in a thrilling action set-piece that further illuminates the hero’s character and not incidentally demonstrates the Britons’ fury and Rome’s military advantage.


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Friday 8 April 2011

Question Of the Day

Exactly when did you break heart of your love last time? And then HOW did you make your love smile again?:)

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Thursday 7 April 2011

Thank You 2011 (Hindi Movie)


Thank You is a story of 3 friends Raj [Bobby Deol], Yogi [Suniel Shetty] & Vikram [Irrfan] who basicly are womanizers. Yogi has already been caught by his wife Maya [Celina Jaitley] thanks to her detective friend Kishan [Akshay Kumar]. Raj's wife Sanjana [Sonam Kapoor] also finds something fishy about her husband so Maya asks Kishan to help Sanjana out. Well, Kishan is spellbound when he first see's Sanjana, and then he plans doomsday for Raj and his friends. So, what is Kishan upto ? Will he help Sanjana get back Raj to fall in love with her or will he make her fall in love with him ? If he is helping Sanjana & her friends to get back their husbands, why is he doing so ? Is there any history behind Kishan ? These questions will be answered when you watch Thank You.

The director Anees Bazmee who just directed a nonsense movie last year, looks to be coming back in form with Thank You. He has taken into consideration, his previous mistakes and has worked on it. The climax also does not contain panicky situations or a Priyadarshan kinda full starcast mayhem, instead it contains emotional quotient but with a few laughs. Though he does not manage to pull out a bringing the house down experience, but still he has made Thank You an enjoyable fare.

Akshay is funny, he is wicked and he has some great scenes in the movie. Thank You may not be his best performance but it sure is the best in recent times, nothing extra-ordinary, but just what the role demanded. Bobby Deol is back after a big hit in Yamla Pagla Deewana and he looks more confident towards comedy now. Deols always known for action (Only Dharmendra was known for both Action as well as Humour) have now learnt how to tickle the funny bone. He handles both light and emotional scenes well. He may not have the funniest of lines but he does well within the boundaries. Suniel Shetty may not have a meaty role as compared to Akki and Bobby but surely he has the best lines, scenes and reactions that bring laughter. He after Hera Pheri way back has come up with a great performance. Irrfan Khan has his typical style and that is what worked for him. Although he plays a great support to Akki and Bobby but he clearly steals the thunder with a sincere performance. Irrfan and Suniel provide majority of the comic relief.

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August 15 Movie Review

This is one of the most awaited film in legendary actor Mammotty's career.The film is a sequel of the highly successful film August 1. The previous installment was directed by Sibi Malayil and was written by S.N. Swamy. But this time around, the director has changed and Shaji Kailas calls the shots. But the writer remains same. Note the fact that many of them had criticised S.N Swamy for the pathetic sequel ( Sagar Alias Jacky ) to his blockbuster film ErupthamNoothandu. This time around he is involved in writing the sequel of another movie that was a milestone in his career. But does he get it right this time ? The answer is yes and no. The film's basic plot is similar to the previous installment.

August 1 directed by Sibi Malayil  was released in 1988. After 23 years one would expect the sequel to be better than the original flick. But the story remains the same, except that Mammooty looks younger than he looked two decades back. That's something you have concede to the man for keeping himself fit, dashing and 'young'.  He looked absolutely stunning and classy and dons the role of Perumal with the same panache and power as he did 23 years ago. Maybe, even better.

 

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Sunday 3 April 2011

Battlefield 3 is Beautiful





Battlefield: Bad Company 2 was an amazing first-person shooter. But with every Bad Company release and spin-off, I couldn't help but wonder what DICE was doing with its main Battlefield franchise. As it turns out, it had something to do with earthquakes.

The core games, including Battlefield 1942 and Battlefield 2, helped define what's possible in multiplayer first-person shooters. It's been more than five years since Battlefield 2 on PC, and now DICE is finally getting ready to deliver the next numbered entry. Battle Field 3 has a release date for this fall on Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC, and from what's been shown off, it looks incredible.

That's because Battlefield 3 is being built using all-new technology developed in-house at DICE. It's the next version of the Frostbite engine used in the Bad Company games, appropriately called Frostbite 2. It allows for a range of advanced graphical effects and destructible terrain. "We actually started with the engine three years ago," said executive producer Patrick Bach. "When we finished Battlefield 2 and 2142 we talked about what's the next big step that changes gaming. We're good at technology and we wanted to create something that scaled better than Frostbite 1 did. The PCs were already -- three years ago -- starting to get ahead of the consoles. How could we make good use of that?"

The result was, at the end of a demo recently shown to members of the press, a detailed scene of a US Marine unit getting tossed around on a quaking bed of asphalt in a war-torn city on the border of Iraq and Iran. Buildings crumbled into pieces, sending up plumes of smoke and dust as the ground fluttered like a flag in the wind. One even toppled over onto an attack chopper hovering in mid-air. It looked strikingly realistic.

"We knew we could do better stuff with audio, we needed a core streaming system for the whole game," said Bach. "Everything from animations to objects to textures to audio we can stream. If you look at the consoles today they still have the same amount of memory, so how do you make a denser experience with the same amount of memory? You need to be able to flush things in and out of that memory that you have. Frostbite 2 was more or less a necessity for us to be able to build Battlefield 3. If we didn't build the engine we couldn't build the game because then it would just be an iteration instead of a big step forward."

So far DICE isn't showing off any gameplay footage of the multiplayer component, which is too bad. I really wanted to see jets streak across the sky and launch precision strikes against unsuspecting targets. But even without the spectacle of controllable vehicle sequences to gape at, the story mode still looks pretty good. The characters are in no way related to those in the Bad Company games. What you get in Battlefield 3 is a fresh start. It's set in 2014, and an early mission follows a squad of Marines as they charge through cramped, dangerous streets and take cover from sniper fire on rooftops. "It's based on a 'what if' scenario," said Bach. "We see the world as quite unstable. We see it as the shot in Sarajevo where a small event can create a butterfly effect to start a world war." Even though the mission was early in the game, it sounds as though the scale of the conflict shown is going to ripple out into the rest of the world.

Though the mission features a group of Marines, DICE notes that these characters won't necessarily be in subsequent sorties because it's not a squad-based game like Bad Company. You play as Sergeant Henry Blackburn who, at the mission's outset, emerges from an armored personnel carrier with an M16 equipped with an ACOG (that's a scope). The road ahead is packed with smoke and fire, cowering citizens, military humvees and an LAV reconnaissance vehicle.

According to Bach it's not possible to simply hop into these vehicles and start driving, as many Battlefield veterans may want to do. While there will be several vehicle sections in the single-player portion, the game makes it clear when you're meant to hop into a machine and when you're supposed to proceed on foot. "When you tell a story you need to control the player in some ways, even though we have very sandbox-y elements as well. We make sure you get to try out everything…so we pace the game as a tutorial so when you go into multilayer you don't feel scared. If you play through single-player you will feel quite safe to go online because you tried everything once."

The PC version was beautiful even in its current pre-alpha state. DICE is focusing on using lighting and animations to create a more realistic look for Battlefield 3. For animation, DICE is utilizing Electronic Arts technology called ANT, developed for sports games like FIFA. So what does that actually mean? "We can now more or less blend from any animation to any animation without any glitches. Some animation systems are very rigid. The cool thing with this is that you can blend from one animation to another at any time. You can see that with FIFA --, it's super quick and nimble."

The animations were especially impressive to watch during a first-person hand-to-hand combat sequence. Black was underground in a bunker attempting to disarm an explosive device when he was accosted by a waiting enemy. To subdue the assailant you need to hit buttons at specific times to deliver viscous strikes and chops. The attacker eventually crumples to the ground, but not without getting in a few solid shots on Black, which causes the perspective to tilt and whip appropriately with the force.

A lot of work is being done at DICE on the moment-to-moment mechanics of gun fights too. When you open fire the screen shakes, your weapon effects dominate the speakers, and the bits of user interface flicker when . "The challenge with weapons is actually not to get them to look realistic or record sounds, the research is quite easy. The hard part is to transform the emotion when you fire a gun and turn that into picture and sound."

Footloose



Classic tale of teen rebellion and repression features a delightful combination of dance choreography and realistic and touching performances. When teenager Ren and his family move from big-city Chicago to a small town in the West, he's in for a real case of culture shock.

Director: Craig Brewer




Producer: Neil Meron




Language: English




Genere: Drama, Family, Music, Romance




Release Date: 1st April 2011













































































CastCredit
Kenny WormaldRen
Julianne HoughAriel
Dennis QuaidReverend Moore
Miles TellerWillard
Andie MacDowellVi Moore
ProducersCredit
Neil MeronProducer
Craig ZadanProducer
Dylan SellersProducer
Brad WestonProducer
Dean PitchfordExecutive Producer
Production CompaniesCredit
Paramount PicturesParamount Pictures
WriterCredit
Craig BrewerScreenwriter
ChoreographyCredit
Jamal SimsChoreography

Source Code



When decorated soldier Captain Colter Stevens wakes up in the body of an unknown man, he discovers he's part of a mission to find the bomber of a Chicago commuter train. In an assignment unlike any he's ever known, he learns he's part of a government experiment called the "Source Code," a program that enables him to cross over into another man's identity in the last 8 minutes of his life. With a second much larger target threatening to kill millions in downtown Chicago, Colter re-lives the incident over and over again, gathering clues each time, until he can solve the mystery of who is behind the bombs and prevent the next attack.

Director: Duncan Jones




Producer: Mark Gordon




Language: English




Genere: Drama, Science Fiction, Suspense, Thriller




Release Date: 1st April 2011





























































CastCredit
Jake GyllenhaalCaptain Colter Stevens
Michelle Monaghan
Vera Farmiga
Jeffrey Wright
ProducersCredit
Mark GordonProducer
Philippe RousseletProducer
Jordan WynnProducer
Gordon KaywinExecutive Producer
Production CompaniesCredit
Summit EntertainmentSummit Entertainment
WriterCredit
Ben RipleyScreenwriter