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Wednesday, 13 April 2011

Shaadi se pehle shadi ke baad

Shaadi ke pehle ladki:

Darling tum nahi toh main nahi…

Aur main nahi toh tum nahi!

Shaadi ke baad ladki:

Aaj ya toh tu nahi ya main nahi!!

How Ayesha got married

This is how Ayesha got married to Shoaib on phone.

Ayesha - "Hello Shoaib Afghanistan ka capital kya hai

Shoaib - "Kabul" hai

Ayesha - Sunai nahi de raha hai!

Shoaib - "Kabul" hai

Ayesha - Arre baba phir se bolo.

Shoaib - "Kabul" hai "Kabul" hai "Kabul" hai

The marriage ceremony was completed..